ToT – When Zombies Attack

1. Quick! Zombies are coming!! What do you do?
I scream, obviously. Also, I update my Facebook status.

2. Whew, that was a close one. …I think your phone is ringing. Oh, it’s your best friend! She thinks she’s been bitten by a zombie. What advice do you give her?
I tell her to go get some anti-zombie spray. She should have already had some. Sheesh.
3. You realize it’s time to leave your current location because it’s clearly not safe anymore. Are you going to move at night or day? Defend your reasoning.
At day time so that I can see, duh.
4. During your relocation, you come across a weapon superstore. My, that’s convenient. What kind of weaponry do you choose?
Um… A sling shot. Perhaps a 308.
5. As you leave, an old lady on the side of the street begs you to help her. Do you? Why or why not?
Of course I do! She’s clearly not a zombie.
6. Good choice, you’re clearly a good person to have around in a zombie apocalypse. Oh hey, there’s a wifi signal here! You can’t stay long but this is your chance to gather some intel on the current situation. What’s the first website you check?
Facebook. I have to make sure my friends are alive.
7. SHH! What was that noise?!
It was a cat knocking over a trash can.
8. I think it’s time to get out of here. I hope you have a plan. Where are you going now?
Beaumont. My boyfriend has guns.
9. Wait a minute, that looks like a bite mark on your arm… You may be infected too! Will you tell other people?
Nope, I’ve got my anti-zombie spray. I’m good.
10. How does this story end?
I kick all the zombie’s butts. Obviously.

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Ha! Because updating Facebook statuses should be the first thing that anyone does 😛

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  2. I’d be updating my Twitter instead of facebook, but it’s more or less the same… 🙂

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  3. Gotta make sure everyone on fb knows your ok!

    Reply

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